Where is Dan Brown when you need him?

HIM: "we should blow off the rest of the work day"
E: "what would we do?"
HIM: "I'll go back to sleep, you can do whatever you want"

K: what he means is .."I'm king of the douches...all hail to me and my combover...I will sleep while you sprinkle me with Rogain"

E:  hahahahaha. I mean, seriously, why doesn't he JUST say that he HATES ME and I'm STUPID instead of being so subtly mean!?

K: maybe there is a secret encrypted message that I’m just not getting...where is Dan Brown when you need him!?!?

E:  There's no message, other than "I just invited you to lunch to tell you I hate you because you are a cripple."

K: He can laugh now! but you are riding cowboys again! ( i mean horses) YOU will be laughing my friend