Did we ever really hang out…or did you look at the back of my head?

Him: soooooooooooooooooooooo..should we ever try to hang out again, or just forget it?

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E: Did you get that right there? I can read what he wrote, but all I'm seeing is, "You are sick in the head, but I'd still be up for boning you."

K:  maybe you should say " sorry...I was in a horribly mangling accident where I lost my short term memory...who are you? Did we ever really hang out...or did you look at the back of my head?"

 E: Maybe I should act awkwardly and run out on my dates after a half hour with a bad excuse every time, because clearly my back left a strong impression on this guy.

E:  I mean, him telling me he was naked the other day totally caused me to have a complete change of heart. Because that happens all the time.