Play with his joystick perhaps?

HIM: "I thought you might like to know that I'm naked right now."

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 E: oh, wow, thanks for the update! I'm in my car already driving to your house. This tactic works so well on women!

K:  also...same guy that wrote " So thank you, it's been a long time since I've seen someone that desperate to get out of my house"..how'd he know you were watching him sleep with your night vision binoculars just hoping...no...praying... to see him get naked...

 E: I get naked like 3 times a day and I don't text message anyone about it!

 K: maybe you should..I'd like to know. Also, really? 3 times a day? What are you doing for that MIDDLE nakedness?

E: Shower, gym clothes, pajamas. Those are my 3 naked times. I wonder which one this guy was on when he texted me? Or is he one of those weird people who plays xbox naked and then texts innocent women?

K: Play with his joystick perhaps?

E:  *cries* why can't guys that I want to see naked send me texts like this? Why is it always dudes with scary apartments with random locked doors?

 K: I just got back from a meeting with a "how to avoid being a rape victim" safety moment..and I thought of you!

 E: I wonder if this guy has a van and candy and Lovely Bones glasses, or if he's just really desperate to get laid? Maybe my back is the most he's seen of a woman in a while? Maybe he's a really nice guy who just wants to buy me dinner?

K: maybe he's not just faking handicapped so that you help him into his van where he injects you with a horse tranquilizer and you wake up in a hole in the basement where he is telling you "rubs they lotion on the skin" and makes a skin coat out of your behind.

E:  Really dude? I'm never going on a date again. Thanks.

 K: your parents should have had me give you that talk before you lost your v-card

E:  Do you have any idea how much trouble (and cryptic text messages) that would have saved me?