Kick that junk baby

HIM: "I just watched "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" in its entirety and I didn't hate it. What is happening to me?!?"
K: "did you find your penis is shrinking into your vagina?"

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K:  Take that ...what I really said was " I'm over you ...you pansy"

E:  Nice! I see what you did there. The rock-throwing, hair-pulling, chase-you-on-the-playground method.

K:  I was more going for rock-throwing, hair-pulling, junk kicking...less chase method...but hey...whatever works!

E:  Kick that junk baby! I mean, what response did he expect to elicit? "Oh baby, you're so sensitive, how are my pants still on?"